The opening to Take a
Murder, Darling is one of the most memorable ones I’ve encountered this
year. Shell Scott has already been on the case for a while, but he opens on a
glimpse of the action yet to come. First he describes an alluring woman… which
turns out to be merely the statue of an alluring woman. And then comes the
description of the corpse:
He was dead, all
right. He had been shot, poisoned, stabbed, and strangled. Either somebody had
really had it in for him or four people had killed him. Or else it was the
cleverest suicide I’d ever heard of.
Sounds like just the kind of crazy case Shell Scott would get himself involved in! And so we
find out how Shell Scott got to be standing by a deader-than-dead corpse: the
whole thing started when Shell was hired to take care of a few jobs for
Mamzel’s. Mamzel’s is starting to turn into quite the large chain—it’s
something like a women’s physical fitness centre, but the object of the program
is basically to make women’s bodies perfect through exercises and other such
things. So poor old Shell must suffer the sight of hundreds of women bouncing
around in minimal clothing, getting their bodies into shape.


