We’ve seen Parker on screen several times. Point Blank is still perhaps the greatest adaptation of a Parker novel ever filmed, starring Lee Marvin as “Walker”. Payback starring Mel Gibson as “Porter” was also pretty good, although the (shorter) director’s cut is far better than the original theatrical version. One thing has been common in every adaptation – nobody has been allowed to use the name “Parker”. And so when I found out about the new film Parker, I got excited. Someone was finally allowed to use Parker’s name??? What sort of sorcery was this? And then I found out the movie was due to be released in October before being pushed back to January, which isn’t always a good sign. So what is this movie? A gem to be embraced, or a crappy movie that’s being flushed out with the rest of the trash this time of year?
Well, it certainly isn’t the latter. Parker has some flaws but overall it’s a terrific adaptation that left me very happy as a fan of the character. The story is a simple one but a good one. Parker is a thief, and on his latest score he is double-crossed by his partners when he refuses to reinvest his share of the loot for a second heist. They leave him for dead at the side of the road, but like all those horror movies you’re supposed to make sure the monster is dead before driving away. Parker comes to in a hospital and decides he’s coming after the men who betrayed him. And he isn’t coming back just for his 200 grand. He’s taking it all.
|Jason Statham plays Parker.|
Statham wouldn’t be my first casting choice because of his accent – Parker is, after all, a very American character. But he does a good job in the role, and I’m glad that the accent is never explained. We don’t get a sob story about Parker’s abusive past growing up in Liverpool or anything like that. We find out very little about Parker’s past, and I liked this a lot. Parker isn’t entirely amoral, and shows some trace of emotion from time to time, but he tries to suppress it if any chinks show in his armour, and that isn’t too bad of a change, character-wise. When he kills someone near the end, for instance, he scolds him for messing up his part of the original heist before doing the deed, which to me rang true to Parker.
But then we get Parker’s sort-of love interest, Jennifer Lopez. I’m sorry, I just don’t find her a credible actress. The character she plays is fascinating – a real estate agent who is tired of playing by the rich people’s rules, showing them around and laughing at their jokes and avoiding sexual passes while trying to make a sale and earn her commission, all while being stuck in a dead-end job and living with her mother. But Lopez doesn’t pass this off. She’s a bit whining and annoying, and it doesn’t help that we only see three or four other employees. Of these, I only remember two. One is your classic hot-chick-who’s-also-a-bitch. The other is nerdy (because she wears glasses) and not particularly attractive but she’s nice to J-Lo. I forget what Lopez’s character is supposed to be called, but I never thought to myself anything other than “Oh, that’s Jennifer Lopez pretending to be a real estate agent”. It doesn’t help that Lopez almost ruins everything in the finale by showing up at the worst possible moment, and thanks to her acting it’s so obvious that she’s about to almost-ruin-everything that it nearly ruins the moment. But hey, you get a calculatingly-titillating moment where Parker forces her to strip… which I think was supposed to be erotic, but it really wasn’t. (And although we get a Gratuitous Tits scene, it ain’t Lopez showing ‘em and they’re relatively subtle, so it’s not as bad as it could’ve been.)
|Parker pretends to be a rich Texan oil mogul to get information from J-Lo.|
The music is terrific… when accompanying the film. It’s a style of music that I would never listen to on my off-time, but it’s energetic and helps drive the action scenes without overshadowing them, and that’s precisely what an action movie score is supposed to do.
|Michael Chiklis plays Melander, who engineers the double-cross|
Parker is not a perfect film, but it’s plenty of fun and it’s about as good an adaptation as we could expect from modern-day Hollywood, which really likes tearing characters apart. (Heard anything on Jennifer Garner as a sexy young American Miss Marple in a Disney remake recently?) That hasn't happened to Parker. Thank God! I haven’t read the novel Flashfire on which it is based, so I cannot compare it to the source material, but the story has enough cleverness to identify it as a Donald E. Westlake story. (The film even concludes with a dedication to Westlake’s memory, which was very nice to see.) The action scenes are terrific, such as the opening heist or Parker’s fight with a professional assassin. Jason Statham does a good job in the title role, and the changes to Parker's character are not too drastic -- not a bad batting average for Hollywood. Jennifer Lopez is her usual annoying self. We get some good supporting performances. Overall, it’s a good movie; I liked it and would see it again.
I'm wondering, Patrick, if it's a fact that the productions of POINT BLANK and PAYBACK were barred from using the name Parker, or whether the script writers changed it for their own reasons. (When Paul Newman played Lew Archer, the character's last name was changed to Harper because Newman had had a string of successes with titles that began with aitch.) Has it been documented somewhere that the name Parker was forbidden use in the earlier films?ReplyDelete
Good point, Barry. I'm not entirely sure myself but would love to find out. Either way, for the first movie to use Parker's real name, it's not bad. I was kind of worried, especially when it was pushed back and then the critics tore it to pieces, but it was far better than they gave it credit for, IMO.Delete
Westlake would not allow the name Parker to be used unless the filmmakers planned a series. They do hope to launch a franchise with this one, although early box office makes that seem unlikely. On the other hand (as I read on the Variety or some such site today), Statham's a big draw overseas and the budget is fairly small, so maybe.ReplyDelete
The reason Parker was pushed back was because it was going to open against Gangster Squad. So they moved it. Then the Aurora, CO awfulness happened and the original cut of Gangster Squad featured a theater shooting, so they pulled _that_ and fixed it up to eliminate that scene, and the two movies ended up opening pretty close to each other anyway.
Thanks for clarifying, Trent. I personally liked this film enough to hope that they make more movies. We'll just have to wait and see if that'll happen.Delete
Kind of funny about GANGSTER SQUAD, in a grim way, but it was a far worse movie than PARKER so I hope it can at least beat *that* movie at the box office. Its budget is about half that of GANGSTER SQUAD so it at least stands the chance of being more profitable. Last I checked, SQUAD was losing money.
Looks interesting, and I do like Statham. But seriously, Patrick? Liverpool? Not the right accent at all, unless he's trying a Scouse accent in this film.ReplyDelete
I confess ignorance when it comes to differentiating different English accents. Liverpool was the first city that popped into my head, that's all. But it was an honest mistake and I wasn't making any geographical implications.Delete
Never thought you were, but I'd love to see what effect a Scouse action hero would have in the US. Might need subtitles...Delete
Nice review Patrick. I have been all over the place about this movie since I heard it was in production over a year ago. Like most Parker fans, my biggest concern has been over the casting of Statham. Lets face it, any character Statham plays is going to be an action hero and Parker is NOT an action hero. However, now that I have seen the film, while far from being completely faithful to the literary Parker, there were enough similarities to put this in my own personal "pretty good" category. If they want to give it another try with Statham, I am ok with that.ReplyDelete
I just found this on YouTube, an interview with Donald Westlake that was one of the extras on the "Payback" DVD: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bduNq_gMaioReplyDelete
Nice review. I pretty much had the same reaction. I liked it quite a bit, and was OK with some of the tweaking they did, as I realize Hollywood will probably NEVER do a true Parker adaptation. A small independant filmmaker might do one, one who doesn't mind having their film mainly play festivals.ReplyDelete
I thought Lopez was OK, not outstanding, not horrible. But Statham was better than I expected. This is clearly Westlake's Parker seen through the lens of McLaughlin, Hackford, and Statham, and I liked the end result.
I honestly hope we get a sequel. If the film has legs, and does good overseas business, it could happen.
I enjoyed it and hope for a sequel as well.ReplyDelete
I've been hesitant to see this one. Parker seems a little to "nice" in the trailers. But I realize like you that it might not translate well to film.ReplyDelete
Other thoughts: Lopez has never impressed me as an actor-or a singer for that matter. I agree that the director's cut of Payback was much better. I own that one. Also think Point Blank has been the best "Parker" movie made that I've seen. A few others I have yet to see. The Jim Brown, the Robert Duval, and the French one with a female "Parker." Statham I like, but the English accent bothered me. But after your review I might just have to check it out.