Bubba Mabry is a Mississippi-born private eye working in
Albuquerque, just trying to scrape together a living and trying to avoid the
family penchant for infamy. His mother, for instance, became famous as “the
Jesus Lady in Nazareth, Mississippi”. You see, in 1967, Eloise Cutwaller Mabry
claimed that Jesus Christ himself would visit her kitchen… only it eventually
turned out that Jesus was a crazy hippie living in the woods, although he
answered only to the name of Jesus Christ and was confused about which Nazareth
he found himself in.
With that kind of reputation running in the family, it’s
understandable why Bubba would hesitate about relating this adventure to
readers. You see, he was hired by a fat man named Buddy to act as a security
guard for a famous celebrity, who is apparently being harassed by a fan. “Mr.
Aaron” cherishes his privacy, Buddy tells him, and the pay will be excellent:
$30 an hour. So Bubba gladly waltzes off to meet this Mr. Aaron… but he does a
double-take when he finds out that Mr. Aaron is none other than Elvis Presley!