Oh, The grand old Duke of York,
He had ten thousand men;
He marched them up to the top of the hill,
And he marched them down again.
And when they were up, they were up,
And when they were down, they were down,
And when they were only half-way up,
They were neither up nor down.
He had ten thousand men;
He marched them up to the top of the hill,
And he marched them down again.
And when they were up, they were up,
And when they were down, they were down,
And when they were only half-way up,
They were neither up nor down.
— English children’s
nursery rhyme
After my disastrous experience reading Louise Penny’s Still
Life, I decided to return to the Golden Age of detective fiction: back
when good plots were more important than overwriting a story with an obvious
conclusion. And what better way to contrast the two experiences than to go to
one of the “Humdrums”: authors with such a bad reputation that you’d think they
were unable to entertain so much as a drunken fish. But I’ve challenged this
point of view many times on my blog, and I will do it again. So I decided to go
back to a reliable favourite: Henry Wade.
Henry Wade was the pseudonym of Major Sir Henry Lancelot
Aubrey-Fletcher. I’ve said it before, but because his real name is so damn
awesome I decided to say it again anyways. He’s perhaps best known for his series
character of Inspector Poole, but he also wrote the fantastic inverted mystery novel
Heir
Presumptive, one of the best books I’ve ever read, regardless of genre.
But today I decided to return to Inspector Poole, in Wade’s third book, The Duke of York’s Steps.